Bailiff Bateman


 * "Baliff Bateman here on the scene to check those sweet digits."

- Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman, better known as Bailiff Bateman or the Dubs Bailiff, is Friendship for All's resident Bailiff and checker of digits. He holds unimaginable power even as a bailiff, capable of bending the raw and unstable power of repeating numbers themselves. Whoever he may really be, he is feared and revered alike worldwide as a checker of those amazing numbers. Amen.

Personality
"You were off by one, by the way."

- Patrick Bateman

"Thank you, Mr. Bateman. I will try harder next time."

- Judge

The Bailiff is awe-inspiring, godlike, and of a mythological quality as he moves from case to case checking our doubles. He is the epitome of all role-models, and forgives those who fail to get the gets as long as they try harder. He is the ultimate persona of numbers and the universe itself, possessing supreme power over all existance with his Index Finger of Number Checking.

It is rumored Bailiff Bateman is actually Christian Bale, but this is unlikely.